Harmless Creature Killers Anonymous (H.C.K.A)

Hi, My Chaacter name is Pesti and I started Killing H.C.'s because of this particular posting...

I was hoping the protestoers would come so I could hack them instead, but alas, I'm addicted to teh HC's now too...

My HC killing character is Zuggy of Haf, who is a ranger. I don't mindlessly kill them though, they make great targets for oath shot. When I've burned through all my traps, sprints and dodges, a HC makes a perfect instant recharge, before that next uber large group attacks.

You don't need reasons, or excuses, or anything else.. Do it because you love it. There is nothing as satisfying as nailing those suckers with a fireball or meteor, its just great stuff.. I'll go out of my way to get to those things, even if their on the other side of a bunch of nasty monsters... Its just... great.

I never meant to harm the poor little things, but occasionally one just wonders into a falling Firestorm. That shouldn't be a problem though, they can just run back out again with no harm done apart from a trendy new style of fur. But nooooo, the stupid little ******s get all upset about some (mostly) harmless friendly fire, and start taking it out on me all physical like. And we can't have that can we ? Don't know their place hah, how dare they !

KILL THEM ALLLLLL!!!!!


Sorry, did I get carried away ?

*Notes the Myodato is a "Councillor" and if he can't get past the urge, how can I???

*calls for the PETA minions of doom* Arise and strike, my friends! Protect the wild ones from the opportunistic meateaters!

*begins tossing salad and bean curd tofu at offenders while wearing peace sign emblazoned armor*

My name is Dargon, and I too like to kill the HC's. It started out innocently one day when I was trapping Ettin. I laid my traps and baited an Ettin to come towards them. All of s sudden this fuc**, err nice kitty cat came along and triggered my well hidden traps. She died instantly, and a few seconds later I joined her when the Ettin I had baited, brought his 2 friends to the party. I guess it's a misplaced need for revenge. I know the cat didn't mean for me to die, but I just get this overwhelming desire to turn them into pincushions when I see them.

I too am addicted to the slaughter and will go out of my way to slaughter any HC I find. Just in an effort to cut down on the pet population. Nothing annoys more than a ranger that has had all their skills disabled becuase their precious pet fluffy got killed for the 999th time.

stupid Moa Bird, alway try to attack me so i just use my huge sword and slice it into two piece!

*considers PETA membership and tosses out the idea*

HEY! I know---NOW ANNOUNCING NEWEST ASCALON CITY MERCHANT:

KENTUCKY FRIED CRITTERS! Slain by the warriors, 'dressed' by mesmers (undoubtedly the best dressers in the game LOL!), skewered by rangers, seasoned (though ickily so) by necros, prayed for by monks, cooked by elementalists....

COME ONE, COME ALL!

I Can't Take It Anymore, I Just Can't Take It, I Need My Fix, I Need My Fix My Fix I Need An Innocent Creature My Fix I've Gone A Whole Day And A Half Without One I Need One I Need It And It Isn't My Fault But Its Not Going To Be Just An Ordinary One This Time Nonononono.... thisonethisonenothatonethemoabirdswon'tdoitformean ymoreineedsomethingspecial someone help me i think i think squeak! goes moa bird moa go squeak! squeak they go squeak! boom! they go when CORPSE EXPLODE moa bird warthog too small This One Has To Be Special I Think Im Gonna Do It I Think I've Lost It I've gonnagetonegonnagetonegonnagetoneTHISONEISMINEgonnahavethisonefinally its mine after all of this time i'm finallyabletogetridofhimivealwayswantedtoandnowi can YOU FEEL THE POWER I HAVE OVER THEM mypowermypowerisgrowing sonowicanfinallyslamthemintothegroundandwatchthems hatter boomTHEBOTTOMLINEISMONEYNOBODYGIVESA !squeak! !moa! squeakmoabirdsquakmoabirdsqueakmoasquakmoasqueaksq uaksqueak! BETCHADIDN'TKNOW Lost It Help Me Please I Think I Think Ithinkimgonnagokill GONNAGETHIM Now, he's finally mine! ITHINKIMGONNADOITYES...NOW...NOWISTHETIMEFORMETOGO AND OBLITEREATE Oink!

You dont want to see what I do with the harmless creatures...


And I'm a ranger... Monk... Wahahahaaaaaaa! Not to mention I have a necromantic archer ready to kill the little cute buggers!

I love Moa birds so much...





I eat 'em!



You guys do know what the tamer does with the pets you give him, right?


Well, lets just say me and him have alot of fun with the moa birds when there are no ascalon guards around.

I kill animals all the time... if I don't, the bastards set off my traps.

I hope it's nothing like what farmboys do to/with the sheep when the shepherd's not watching.

Hi, I'm Vilaptca Blackwyn. I made my living being a Night Elf Rogue in World of Warcraft until I found Guild Wars. When in World of Warcraft, one could not travel across the map as fast as in Guild Wars, running too and from areas got boring. Many animals would go by as I ran...and the more I ran...the more...I killed...helpless deer, rabbits, anything that wandered close to me...I killed anything that would die in 1 hit...sadly...my bloodlust has returned...

As a Necromancer, I despise the living. Especially living Moa Birds. I seek them out in all their hiding places, even going back to Ascalon from the Ring of Fire just from a fellow guildies report of a large stupid bird walking around in the Pockmark Flats.

To all Moa Birds, you can run, but you can't hide.

I do it too

I've been yelled at multiple times

"TAKE SOMEBODY OF YOUR OWN SIZE" Someone told me... but... the lynx was just provoking, he was walking around acting like a lynx and all.. so tempting.. so tempting, and when you fire just one shot there's no turning back, otheriwse it kills you! Honestly, I just wanted to tease. So to all my fellow H.C.K.A's just say "It was self defense" after all the creature was attacking you aswell!

I'm Nairo Sionuill, a Ranger by heart. When I first started out, you couldn't stop me from protecting the little creatures... But now! Now all I want to do is hack them all up, or decapitate them... I sometimes let them die of poison... I've even had the idea of selling their corpses to necros... People say I need help... But I say their wrong... I don't have a problem, I don't! All you pet activists do! You can't see the evil these creatures bring, but I know very well what happens to the fools who care for them!

Down with the pets, down with the demonspawn!

NO!

We like to first cut off all their limbs then rip out their skeleton and then kill someone and put the moa bird skin suit on him and/or her.

Well, that's refreshing.....*backs away slowly*

yells to jarrel the tamer "Got another one!" jarrel goes "Hold up, lemme get the suit, we need her fresh!"