Harmless Creature Killers Anonymous (H.C.K.A)

H.C.K.A - Meeting 1

I don't know about everyone else, but whenever I see those green creatures out there, I feel the urge to slay them. Its not that I'm an animal hater, its just that once i'm out there killling everythign in sight, its quite hard to stop. Lynxs are ok, warthogs are even better, but I must say that I cannot help killing those stupid dodo birds. One blast of a Fireball and the resulting SQUAK! is really rewarding

I'm sorry to all of you Rangers out there who are probably crying as you read this. As soon as I see one of you with a stupid lvl 20 dodo bird as a pet, maybe I'll give them a second thought.

Please feel free to post your similar addictions Denial is our enemy, be proud!

I kill the neutral animals whenever I'm seriously getting my ass kicked and the instinctive bully in me needs to feel strong. I consider it a preemptive strike

The Moa birds hate you too. :P

Aha! This group is already helpin my addiction, now I at least know the name of those
squaking birdies.

Hello, my character's name is Mistress Juliya, and I'm a Necromancer with a habbit of killing peaceful green creatures... but I- I have a reason! I- I do I- I swear I do! I need their corpses! yesssss.... my preciousssss corpseeees.... I can raisssse them.... yesssssss.... I take harmless animals and turn them into mindless forms of their living bodies and turn them into my war slaves! So I can slay my opposition... its becoming a horrible bad habbit but- I'm- I'm not all to blame, it's how I was raised! It's the black magic I was taught! It isn't my fault! No! ITS NOT MY FAULT!

I love when my group goes past an animal, and I attack it while in the back and start acting like I'm in a big troube 'cause an enemy's attacking me. Usually I only do it when were joking around though. Other than that I'm not addicted, no really, I'm not.

*secretly writes down all the forum names to send to the GW PETA faction*

Lmfao

Yep an easy source of a bone horror or fiend later on

*Stands up slowly*

Hi, My name is Narcissus The Vain, and I kill H.C.'s.

I guess it all stems from the difficulty I had in Pre-Searing Ascalon when I was but a lad. I tried to tame a bear for about 3 hours only to have him break my charm time and time again shattering my hopes of success. Somewhere deep in my sick heart of hearts I believe that if I can't have them, then NO ONE should.

I would like to get... "better" before my condition spreads further from Harmless Creatures to Henchies (I already let Dunham die more times than I should).

*sits back down*

All right, Narcissus! You owe me a bottle of Windex and a roll of paper towels for making me spew Dr. Pepper all over my monitor.

*Stands up an screams*
The violence is significant, Narcissus, you kill those poor innocent harmless creatures because you lust for their blood! Join the ranks of Necromancers and fight with us! Use those helpless dead! Use them to fight for you!

*Sits back down, blood pouring out of eyes*

It makes me feel good to be a weak caster when my staff strikes for -67 damage.

Easy TopGun...were trying to help you...don't do anything you'll regret...

Anyways, once I saw a lone Warthog trying to take on a Devourer outside of Ventari's Refuge. I ran up to him in a crazy attempt to heal him only to find he was an "invalid target." Luckily my party was able to drop the Devourer before the innocent creature was torn to pieces. We later celebrated over a spare rib BBQ.

This is something we casters call "staff envy syndrome"

Sadly, I share this disease

It all started back when I was a young monk...I was helpless (still am ). I can't really kill anything, and then I saw a mass of dune lizards just sitting there; they were asking for it

After that, things cooled down for awhile. I didn't see anymore large groups of "cute little critters", and my bloodlust was lulled...until one day, after I started my Ranger, I tried to tame that precious little bunny in pre-searing. But it said (in GIANT RED LETTERS) that I was stupid and I couldn't get the bunny (true story ). And after this, I went on a rampage. I didn't want a stupid ostrich or pet kitty, I WANTED THE RABBIT OF DEATH!!!!!!!11!!11!!1!1one!1 I would have named him "Monty Python" and he would pwn anything in his path *maniacal laugh*

Needless to say, all the people of Ascalon had enough Moa-burgers for weeks

In the immortal words of Lo Wang: that is no ordinary rabbit.

Just so you know... killing wild Moa Birds is an act of war against my Moa Birds! guild

Anyways, I do enjoy the hunt for bears, never liked them, always feared them >.>

YEAH They should add a mission for a necro, kill all moa birds you can find :P haha.. I love killing them!

My Strider is aptly-named 'Squawkie', and until you've seen such an animal take down something as large as a Charr or a Minotaur, you haven't seen anything...

You couldn't kill him if you wanted to! He's indestructa... ah damn, there he goes again...