The best thing ever.

Quote: Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

my lightsaber can do a few more tricks than just vibrate shut off randomly?

Ever wanted to stand out? Ever needed excitement? Adventure?

Well now, BlueXIV pr0ductions have brought to you yet another sensational product!






Credits go to H00die for modeling the new product. Thank you for the prompt and speedy service! Great work, fully recommended, and for only 10k too, what a deal!

*dies*

Thats Epic!

pfffft, my lightsaber isn't for YSJ. he is too busy playing with his chaos moobs...

hahaha run and hide blue run and hide.


*plays with my new peen. its a grower.

Quote: Originally Posted by BlueXIV

Hoodie...ummmm...why is it so small?...

Cause he is an elf.. its in proportion to his size

I understand why Hoodie is so angry at me all the time. Compensating.

Quote: Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

Hoodie...ummmm...why is it so small?... if you'd like to bend over EZ i'll show you its not small.

Quote: Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

Hoodie...ummmm...why is it so small?... The trial product was made with only 125 globs of ectoplasm because we were worried more would damage the model

Blue why worry? It's not like he is going to be needing it

Quote: Originally Posted by hoodiestarfish

if you'd like to bend over EZ i'll show you its not small. whoa now hoodie!!! i didn't know u swung that way man!!! i know i don't ;-)

Quote: Originally Posted by Eragon Zarroc

whoa now hoodie!!! i didn't know u swung that way man!!! i know i don't ;-) who said the model had to be attached to me when you were trying it out for size?

There was actually another model for the Chaos Peen, but the picture is rather shocking. I would not have brought it up, but since people are doubting the size of my product...

I will not post it here, but if you really need to see it, simply try tinyurl.com/thecharacternamehereinoneword. I will not tell you what character, but a n0lani regular probably can figure it out.

I laughed my arse off at work, please just stop! >.>

The only thing left is a chaos middle finger or buttocks me thinks lolz

i believe that model is missing some important accessories blue







PS those who cant guess character name and need a shortcut can go here

Lol, this is a lot fun, blue, thank you, it's good to start a new day with laugthing... though I'm afraid some mod is going to lock it and ban us all for life

Quote: Originally Posted by Jasmine Mc Coy

Lol, this is a lot fun, blue, thank you, it's good to start a new day with laugthing... though I'm afraid some mod is going to lock it and ban us all for life Why? Glowing boobs is like.. Well, glowing boobs.. Men will seem like rabbits staring at the headlight of an incoming car, and then *WHAM*

lmao, chaos accessories for women? too much, lmao!

wow can guys get a chaos **** then? i need to see better in duengons lol