The Epic Battle at Vasburg Armory

That happened in the old days, I don't know if it happens anymore?

Dunno, never been around in Vasburg Armory when the owner changes.

Somehow sometimes though, HzH, when owned by Kurzicks, the Kurzicks die and they are replaced by...Kurzicks? Or does that happen when a faction wins in defending a town?

Happens in every Kurz outpost except HZH, Altrumn, and Amats.

I don't understand how people can possibly love a silver haired emo with a long sword (which he has to compensate for a small penis) Over a real villain like Kefka.

/epic fall

However, Benny Hill = Epic win.

That's the only place I've seen it happen at.

Ya, it's an old bug, but it's still hilarious.

sounds more like the music from the movie Psycho

so unless FF7 is older I think its from Psycho!

I hope that instead fixing it, they change the music to the Benny Hill theme when it happens. XD.

That's exactly what I was thinking. Either that or Three Stooges background music.

Kefka, the VERY feminine drag queen with a horrid laugh?

No, I meant the Kefka that dressed like a Clown and had some of the coolest lines ever said in a video game.

I find the railroading of Final Fantasy in general as disgusting an insult to the RPG genre as Oblivion's shallowness is, and I also draw concerns to other elements of Final Fantasy - such as the ridiculously huge swords. Seriously, swords that big must be made of styrofoam or something. The music is actually pretty good though.

Crying...so...hard. Stomach...hurts...

Dang you guys haven't played ff7 it is like the best rpg I ever played.

Well actually, Morrowind is better than Final Fantasy 7. And Final Fantasy 6 I also found to better better than 7.

I'll type it in big bold letters so you can see it clearly.

THE FINAL FANTASY GAMES ARE NOT ROLEPLAYING GAMES.

Thank you.

Are you role playing a troll?

Final FANTASY....

Anyways, the Sephiroth One-Winged Angel from Advent Children was an awesome addition. Very laugh out loud.

No, pretty sure he's just referencing the railroading aspect again. Is it really a role playing game if you can't actually role play? You're just stuck with no option but fighting it out from point a to point b, with your only choices being in how you level your dudes, what makes it different from a standard First Person Shooter? Now, granted some first person shooters will offer you a lot of freedom in how you proceed through the game... those are usually called FPS's with RPG elements. What do we call an RPG that lacks RPG elements?

I never really found Kefka that funny, sadly. He had some good moments, but lines like "son of a submariner" usually made me think "..."

How aren't they?

To address an earlier point about huge swords being made out of stryofoam in Final Fantasy...

Okay, so you played the games and the ONLY thing you found to be unrealistic is the size of the swords?

Not that the puny human characters could defeat 50 feet tall monsters of unimaginable powers?

Or maybe that final boss is half crow?

No, the only thing that you found out of place was thw sword size...


Also, how are the FF series not RPGs?