Strangest thing that someone said to you

My friend decided to go to LA and spam that I was giving away ectos...I got all sorts of strange PM's and couldn't figure out why...

Its the mean age of people who ask for my MySpace and if I'll be their GF. *lol* I've never met any guy over 18 in GW who asked for any personal info other than my first name.

kk. but u gotta sign a pre-nump first. U keep the island and I keep the ectos.

When i first got my mesmer to Kaineing Center some random monk started running aroung screaming "Mesmers Suck", so i check around and guess what;
i´m the only mesmer around

Damn I'm glad I only have 5 ectos. Wait wait wait who said anything about us divorcing? Maybe you'd actually like me!



Also no guy over 18 asks that because they know it will never happen that way.

I was running around in Kamadan with my Dervish, and I ran past this warrior. As I was running past, this warrior ran back towards me and kneeled. In local chat he said;

Warrior: OMG UR SO HOT
Warrior: Will u Marry me?

I said no thanks and switched districts. I've had many strange experiences, but none of them top my very first marriage proposal.

Yesterday i looged on my warrior which was in central transfer chamber. I was headed to tank slayers exile when i saw this.

him: wtb destroyer core
me: 400g each
him: i dont have that much
me: thats sad
him: i just spent 100k and dont have much now noob
me: thats sad
him: your stupid noob

i was standing in my guild hall... when one of the new reqruits comes in... my friends kuunvang is outside.. and were standing right beside eachother..

so anyways the new rearuit says
him:im new to guild wars and your an officer i want your dragon.
me:its not my kuunvang
him:idk wtf a kuuvang is.. i want youor dragon now give it or im reporting oyu.
me:well first of all, its not my kuuvang, second.. i dont think you deserve it.. and if you demand things im just going to kick you.
him:f**k you noob im gunna hack you and get yur account banned im pro with computers say good bye to your account.
/kick

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its been 1 week.. and im still playing

Someone in the marketplace once offered my Derv 10g for a lapdance. I was like, "Uhhhh. Wrong class, buddy."

I've had people PM me out of the clear blue sky when I'm in my own instance trying to sell me things. How the hell'd they get my name?

Some "girl" is usually in LA, USA Dis 1 spamming that "she" will do anything from quest help to nude emotes for candy and booze. It's kind of funny, actually.

I'm one of those people you see during the holiday events answering everyone's questions. :P After fielding ten or so questions about why LA was Christmassy and what to do with the quests, some guy PMs me with "ur santas sexy helper rnt u :]" I don't play a particularly attractive/scantily clad character. What's with people?

I get this a lot in the alliance I am in. Sad thing is, they're serious.

Well some male warrior ran up to me and said he wanted to give birth to my babies once...very awkward day.

I got a pm out of the blue saying, 'Hey, where the hell is fractions!!1!' I was kinda like wtf until i gathered my wits and replied, 'In a maths lesson'. He never replied to that

just had this one:


the guy asked me if i was new to the game.. and when i said 25 months he said it hasnt been out for that long. =\

I know one, I was PUGing in TA with my warrior. I pinged my bar and the teamleader said: Ditch frenzy, its bad

Now THAT'S weird.

well im not fond of frenzy.. but i dont mind it if you know how to use it =\

trying to get a group in ToA to do fow (on my lvl8 with fow armor) someone actually took the time to spam in the district i was a hacker for having fow on a lvl8

Someone I didn't know kept PMing me for days, asking if I had a girlfriend and if I watched porn.
So I decided to answer with how lonely I am and that I watch porn constantly.
That I was even watching some then and was imagining both of us in the movie.

They left me alone forever afterwards. Phew.

I was selling a few destroyer cores in the Central Transfer Chamber and there was this warrior - spamming WTB destroyer cores!
I pm'ed him asking price and he was like

Him: THEY'RE FOR MY SONS XMAS PRESENT
Him: PLZ PLZ PLZ THEY R FOR MY SONS XMAS PRESENT.

I laughed. I'm sure they were.

Some people have said to me "your derv is cool!".

Wtf? He's bald! I guess it's not so bad when i have a hood to cover it.

WTB hairstyler NPC...

Yesterday I told a warrior in my RA team who used signet of strenght that that skill wasn't very good, and that there are better options.

His reply was 'WTF UR ELE IM WARRIOR U DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT WARRIOR'

...

Them: "Are you that guy?"

Me: "Ummm, what guy?"

Them: "that guy that gives free stuff"

Me: "Uhh, by free stuff, what are you referring to?"

Them: "FOW armor, ectoes (yes he spelled it TOES), shardz, all that expensive shit"

Me: "Well, during my events, sometimes."

Them: "Can I have sum?"

Me: "Yes, you may have sum... 2+2=4"

Them: "ha ha, funny. but please, I am poor"

Me: "If you come to the events, participate, and win, perhaps you can get some stuff"

Them: "But I never win anything! please give me sum now"

Me: "No, I don't just give out stuff without a challenge"

them: "Are you like a game admin?"

Me: "No, I am not a GM."

them: "Whats a gm?"

Me: "Look, I am in TA, can we perhaps talk about this later?"

Them: "i g2g in a few mins, so can you come and give me an ecto and then i come to the event?"

Me: "Sure, hang on one sec." /ignore.