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Strangest thing that someone said to you
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Our guild joined an alliance and one of the other guilds' leader asked if anyone wanted to PvP.
So our mascot and whipping boy, who shall remain unnamed, decided to have a go, and took his Ranger. We went to the enemy Guild Hall and saw they had rolled an elementalist. So he runs BHA, since BHA > casters.
5 minutes later, the b-surge Elementalist is dead and whining about our BHA Ranger kiting; accusing kiting of not being a real tactic.
So I say, I'd like to have a go. I decide to roll a generic Deadly Arts Assassin, since it is probably the strongest and most versatile 1v1 spike build.
5 seconds after the first shot, the enemy is dead. Before the match even ends, our guild is all telling me that the other guild just quit the alliance.
Somehow I still had a character in that guild's hall. I trash talked them for a while in their Guild Hall since they couldn't kick me, then got bored and left.
So our mascot and whipping boy, who shall remain unnamed, decided to have a go, and took his Ranger. We went to the enemy Guild Hall and saw they had rolled an elementalist. So he runs BHA, since BHA > casters.
5 minutes later, the b-surge Elementalist is dead and whining about our BHA Ranger kiting; accusing kiting of not being a real tactic.
So I say, I'd like to have a go. I decide to roll a generic Deadly Arts Assassin, since it is probably the strongest and most versatile 1v1 spike build.
5 seconds after the first shot, the enemy is dead. Before the match even ends, our guild is all telling me that the other guild just quit the alliance.
Somehow I still had a character in that guild's hall. I trash talked them for a while in their Guild Hall since they couldn't kick me, then got bored and left.
In RollerCheater Racing, I won a round, and then I spammed: Ok this is my 4th consecutive victory.
Then the following conversation between me and another warrior happened....
Guy: Yes, but you are a Warrior/Dervish, so you are a noob
Me: lol?
Me ( Whisper): You are very jealous.
Guy: (Whisper): Omg NOOB
Then the following conversation between me and another warrior happened....
Guy: Yes, but you are a Warrior/Dervish, so you are a noob
Me: lol?
Me ( Whisper): You are very jealous.
Guy: (Whisper): Omg NOOB
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Originally Posted by Zahr Dalsk
Our guild joined an alliance and one of the other guilds' leader asked if anyone wanted to PvP.
So our mascot and whipping boy, who shall remain unnamed, decided to have a go, and took his Ranger. We went to the enemy Guild Hall and saw they had rolled an elementalist. So he runs BHA, since BHA > casters. 5 minutes later, the b-surge Elementalist is dead and whining about our BHA Ranger kiting; accusing kiting of not being a real tactic. So I say, I'd like to have a go. I decide to roll a generic Deadly Arts Assassin, since it is probably the strongest and most versatile 1v1 spike build. 5 seconds after the first shot, the enemy is dead. Before the match even ends, our guild is all telling me that the other guild just quit the alliance. Somehow I still had a character in that guild's hall. I trash talked them for a while in their Guild Hall since they couldn't kick me, then got bored and left. |
Your guild must be pretty awesome, and your guild leader must be some sort of sexy-beast/badass hybrid.
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My personal favorate was when in RA, my sin has temple strike. So I attack this noob rit and every spell he tries is interupted due to the effect of being dazed. He Pm's me call me a cheater, saying that I was hacking because there is no skill that can interupt all spells at once. I simply explained to him that he was dazed and that the effect makes all spell easly interuptable. He seemed to understand, but was still pissed, I just found it funny, never ran into a noob like that before.
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Originally Posted by Angelina Collins
My personal favorate was when in RA, my sin has temple strike. So I attack this noob rit and every spell he tries is interupted due to the effect of being dazed. He Pm's me call me a cheater, saying that I was hacking because there is no skill that can interupt all spells at once. I simply explained to him that he was dazed and that the effect makes all spell easly interuptable. He seemed to understand, but was still pissed, I just found it funny, never ran into a noob like that before.
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over the period of about a year i kept getting whispers from some random guy saying "hey you're on my friends list, wanna come play with me?"
and when i replied "im sorry i dont know you you're not on my friends list and im kinda busy right now"
he said simply "screw you noob! im better off without you i bet you suck at this game!"
and then whispered me again the next week ¬_¬
one time i was doing a quest with some newbie ranger guy out of ascalon city, and we brought alesia along. throughout the quest the ranger kept talking directly to alesia and at one point said "hey alesia your pretty sexy, whats your email?"
that kinda freaked me out a little
oh and this other time i was playing some mission and one of the guys in my party says "shit gotta go some people just broke into my house!" that was weird.
and i was playing some other mission and someone went afk for like half an hour and then said "sorry the screen broke off my laptop" lol
and when i replied "im sorry i dont know you you're not on my friends list and im kinda busy right now"
he said simply "screw you noob! im better off without you i bet you suck at this game!"
and then whispered me again the next week ¬_¬
one time i was doing a quest with some newbie ranger guy out of ascalon city, and we brought alesia along. throughout the quest the ranger kept talking directly to alesia and at one point said "hey alesia your pretty sexy, whats your email?"
that kinda freaked me out a little
oh and this other time i was playing some mission and one of the guys in my party says "shit gotta go some people just broke into my house!" that was weird.
and i was playing some other mission and someone went afk for like half an hour and then said "sorry the screen broke off my laptop" lol
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Originally Posted by Xira
I was in pre on my (female) monk waiting for a friend to finish installing gws and make his char.
Some guy walked up and said "Hey sweet thing." I wasn't quite sure how to respond being a guy and all so I just said "Hi?" He asked me a few questions (nothing really weird) and after answering them he said "Want to be my girlfriend?" to which I replyed "I'm a guy in real life." A few minutes later he said "So? Your char is female!" |
Back when I used to PvP (because of my character's name, I think), a lot of people thought I was a girl until they got on vent and started talking.
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Originally Posted by Serra Mu
It happens 1 week ago... in LA. No screenshot sorry.
Guy : who r u? Serra Mu (me) : I'm Serra Mu. Guy : yea i know tat but irl? Serra Mu : At first, write well please because you will have some difficulties when you will be at school, second, why are you bothering me because there are like 50 others people over there and you decided to pm me... Guy : i ask u who r u irl. Serra Mu : I tell you 2 things. Guy : i know but who r u!!!!!! ur so hot !!!! can u be naked 4 me? (*wow*) Serra Mu : I'm a Monk. Guy : yeah and you r really hot 4 a Monk!!! Serra Mu: I hope you know that Monk don't do that, also beware of God, he observes people like you and punish them especially when you are disturbing his servants. (I'm a Monk by the way) Guy : oh ****, I forgot tat !!! im really sorry!!!! Serra Mu : Don't worry, go pray Dwayna and she will tell God that you apologize for what you do. Guy : it will work 4 sure??? Serra Mu : Err... Well you have to write well too like I said before and I'm sure God will be happy and forgive you. Guy : okay i will try! thx serra!! Serra Mu : No problem, may dwayna bless you. For information, I'm not interrested in religion or anything else, I was just playing with him, also, I don't know if he was playing with me too but it was funny. If he was not joking... well... I save one guy for being dumb.  |
Another gem from RA. I just knew from the start that the wammo with a very...wammo-ish name (I guess guru rules mean I can't post it, right?) would be a disaster and sure enough...
He apparently had two skills on his bar. Anyway, after an entire match spent spamming frenzy and repeatedly healsigging through it, while being pounded on by the entire enemy team (who all totally ignored me, as monk, to hit this dumb frenzy-war instead, lol) I get whispers after the match....
(red=him, green=me, black=random other stuff. I wish I could post the name...it was so quintissentially wammo)
/sigh
He apparently had two skills on his bar. Anyway, after an entire match spent spamming frenzy and repeatedly healsigging through it, while being pounded on by the entire enemy team (who all totally ignored me, as monk, to hit this dumb frenzy-war instead, lol) I get whispers after the match....
(red=him, green=me, black=random other stuff. I wish I could post the name...it was so quintissentially wammo)
/sigh
