Strangest thing that someone said to you

Everyone surely received or saw a strange comment from another player in guild wars for example:


- In RA with my ranger, a mesmer put backfire on me and once i killed him he said: ''WTF you cheater, you lost no life when backfire was on you(no spell on me -_-), F U hacker!''


-I had a character named Perv Toucher and in a team(RA again) our monk was named '' I Like To Be Touched '' so i told him/her we belong together(joking). But after the battle she whispered me and began to talk strange, then i asked her: ''Did you believe my joke'' and her: ''oh.....you were joking....''


well then, yours now

lol, yea the bast weird dialogues belong to RA.

Well I was using a spike build with my warrior, charged on monk and...BOOM HEADSHOT! Monk died because of the spike. After that the monk started shouting

"YOU HACKER! NO WAY A WARRIOR CAN KILL ME WITH 3 HITS!"

I just answered: "you know, warriors are made to kill things, that's all."

I also tried to explain him that you cannot hack so easily gw, and if you managed you would not usrely be using this to win in RA , LMAO. But he just started to be annoying, so he deserved a space in my "ignore" list.

Probably when trying to sell my mini vizu..
Someone said something like;
"I'll pray to you every day for the rest of my life if I can have your vizu"

It was actually quite a tempting offer, having my very own personal worshipper, my own religious follower!

I declined but complimented him on making the most original offer ^^

first week of Guildwars...i made a female warrior and went out to do a quest with a dude in pre...we finished the quest and he told me.." hey, you're really cute, do you want to be my girlfriend"?...............and it was then that i realized
how wierd some people can be.

Somone PMs me now and then asking me to join them for Rank10+ Zergway.

It creeps me out but I play along saying I only do r12+ Starburst spike.

This person has it in their head that I'm high ranked.

/Bambi

Well, I was spammed "e-rager" numerous times Friday morning after I told the person to shut up (he/she was demanding a res in RA). I simply added the name to my ignore list and pressed "Enter Battle".

"Shake it baby."

I don't remember his name. He whispered it then logged off immediately. I wasn't even in an outpost.

well there was

"OMG TAKE YOUR CLOTHS OFF AND DANCE"

me = female monk
yeah w/e

Not sure which is more fun, coming back from afking to see a wamo dancing on my char, or to a screen full of pms like these. <_<

My ____ is 6.3 inches long is urs bigger, i bet its 2 inches or something Penguins don't have big ______

I remember this, clearly.

I also remember

right after a RA match

"Your good, you should be like Hitler how you kill people and stuff"

LMAO! That reminds me of something I saw on Digg:
http://anthra.cx/pics/akwarrrrd.jpg

A very old guild of mine was really in HA and this one officer and one of his butt buddies were real douche bags to people. This kid kept getting disconnects during HA matches so they booted him (back before reconnects). I would always get random PMs from him, asking if I would invite him back. I told him I was not at liberty to and blah blah. Even after the douche bag officers raged and kicked everyone from the guild and formed their own (which broke up because douche bag 1 quit because of college), he would still PM me about joining again even after I told him the guild broke up and I no longer have anything to do with them.

One day out of the blue the person PMs me again and it goes something like this:

Him: hey beth, are you guys still HAing?
Me: no, i haven't been in that guild in ages and i don't talk to anyone anymore
Him: oh
Him: i'm feeling a little horny, wanna cyber?
Me: WTF is your problem you PM me out of the blue to ask me to type some dirty words, don't ever PM me again you asshole
Him: i'm really sorry, i didn't mean it
/ignore

Many conversations have led to, "hey let's have cyber sex" when they find out I'm a girl. It's really annoying.

After we flawlessed their spiritway in gvg:

I was mucking around with an IW Mesmer in TA with friends.

Dervish Wailing On Me But Getting No Where Then Dies Quickly and Horribly: "OMFG ur just a Mes! How can I miss u all da time??!"

*cough* Distortion and Riposte? *cough*

And from the same team to my Starburst Touch Ele friend: "U suck! Get a new build, nub!"

This while they're all lying dead on the ground from our Flawless Victory.

Graciousness FTW?

Maybe not strange but the one that amused me most was when playing my necro Lilith Shadestalker.
Warrior type comes on with "Hey baby want some virtual sex"

My reply
Well I'm a 47 year old bald guy with a beard but if it makes you happy go for it.

I then get " but you you have a female character"

He got a lesson in what "role playing" means, I play necros when I am not a necro so why not a woman when im a guy.
Sadly I think he just went away assuming I was weired, which I do admit to being.

this was on my part, i was in pre and noticed a person with a name in irish, so we talked and talk for a while, turns out she wasnt form ireland but mainland europe, she was ashamed of her country so i asked her a few questions.

i went to merch some things and returned i asked

+"are you Communist?"
- no reply
+"just as a clue"
- "whats wrong with you"
+"huh?"

at this point i realise i was whisping the wrong person, i explain it an just must've been of from there view.

Some random guy in ToA in reference to my female Ele (Ice Queen Chase):

Wow, you may be ice queen but youre really hot

me: *blink*

To make it worse he somehow ended up in my group. I quickly left. Why do people insist on hitting on my toons? Real girl or not, that is creepy.

A sin was spamming "55 lf ss UW 50/50".

"dont take my ganja"

While afk at the Sunspear Great Hall with my ritualist, some guy/girl(most likely a guy) messages me and says: "Can you take your rits clothes off? I want to see what she looks like naked".

I have lots...

Completely random: "I'm RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOing Rick James bitch!"

After HAing with some Pug - "Hey, your monk's really cute, you wanna chat on MSN a little? Maybe I can see something else that's cute ^_^"

I've gotten at least 10 of this - "oooo, I bet you're just a little bunny. You're a good player, I'm 14 and I live in London, want to be my girlfriend?"

Lots of this too - "Hey bunny, I gotta carrot for ya to munch on. a/s/l?"

Got this once, made me laugh so hard I spilled water on myself
- "Hey, so I really liked playing with you. I heard your voice over vent, so I know you're a guy, but I'm really attracted to you, I don't know, your voice, and your attitude, please give me a chance. I'm a guy by the way, 16 years old."

When will these people figure out that I'm 20, male, and not gay?