Stupidest Question You Asked As A Beginner ?

"Isn't Backfire a little overpowered?"

I panicked the first time an item stacked in my inventory. Sounds silly, but I was trying to trade for a single item and for the life of me could not figure it out. Good thing for wiki it saved me a potentially embarrassing question.

Oh I forgot one! I told someone I was taking a break from GW so they asked me if I had any greens. I told them that my armor is green... (ranger).

"agh why won't these stupid monsters drop some good armor!?"
"how do I get a cloak?"
"how do I jump?"
"whats with all those naked bald Mo/W in granite citadel running the exact same path?"

"why is there a little girl stalking me outside" that was in pre searing
"what does noob mean"
"how do i cast"

Not mine, but my all time favorite noob quote:
"where I get hat?" (during any major event with hats)

I just started and was in ascalon at lvl 4 i think. (missing all the quests :P)
Me: "How do i make money?"
Random person: "You can go farm. You need to go further in the game"
Me: "Farm? is it some sorta thing to plant?"
-.-"

When i started trading in ascalon;
Me to customer: " Req 13 is more expensive than a req 9 isnt it cause it need more att"

Though i must have been asking stupid questions , i memorize only the time when i sold dyes .......

I still remember how i sold a black dye for 300 gold and it really made my day .......

And i think i also might have been selling dyes to a merchant .....for the 1 gold they were worth.

GW is my 1st & so far only MMO, so I had some dumb questions. When I 1st started playing I would see some people with capes, I didn't have 1 and wanted 1, so I asked Who do I talk to to make a cape.

"What does precious mean?"
My firend IRL, who I played with, then goes on to tell me that if you keep it tell you are level 20, you will become invincible, not thinking "O I wont die then", But think "O nice will be very hard to kill me."

"how do you save the game?"
"where do you buy droks armor?"

My boyfriend let me create a character on his account (before I bought the game). As soon as it loaded, I turned to him and asked:

"Okay how do you move in this game?"

Yeah I didn't have much experience with computer games of any sort. Luckily he was the only one to hear all my noob questions. Well... except one incident. Where his friend asked if I had been to grendich courthouse and I thought he was talking about a place in real life.

"hey Nate, where is the 'save' button?

I used to think that the persons professions that float above their heads (eg Mo/Me) while forming a party for a mission was the persons ip address (don't ask!)

I thought "Is that really necessary?"

Holy crap, how do I do kung-fu? no, I don't want to /dance I want to /Kung-fu dammit!

The first time I saw someone use a /rank emote I asked them how to use a spell in a town.

"How do you get into a stance?"
"How do you get out of this freaking place?!"(i couldnt find the exit in post ascalon)

"Can I be a wammo too?" << When someone during the game says he's going wammo style. Don't even know what that means.
"Mending is awesome in PvP!"
"Stop pinging my mending skill >_<" << During RA
"Why can't I sell my armor?" << Stock armors
"h'MM'.... cakes...."

hahahaha my girlfriend did that, in pre-searing she sold all dyes to merchant for 1gp, including a black and 2 whites.

I was once asked by a W/Mo in Preseering,

"Can you help me tame a bear?"

My own stupidest moment was when someone asked me to run them to Sanctum Cay and I thought "run" meant you did all the fighting for them while they stood back - I didn't understand why they just wanted to rush past the enemies and miss all the loot. They were, understandably, a little miffed at me.